The Wiggles

"I question the Wiggles' power and authority, they try and test my patience, and I cannot stand their foolish ideologies. They must know the power of the dark side to remove their ignorance!" "They will Darth, they will..."

- Darth Vader and Emperor Palpatine speaking about the Wiggles The Wiggles were best known as Grand Moffs under the Galactic Empire, but there's a whole lot more about them than just that. Greg, Anthony, Murray and Jeff were all born on Naboo, though they weren't actually related as their last name would have you believe they got along quite well. They were very talented singers and knew how to play anything from the guitar, to the even bagpipe. They sold records, and made much money. Their records' sales were outmatched by only one artist named Kevin. Eventually, however, when the recording artist starting selling his newest album which happened to include his so-called, "Masterpiece" it disturbed much of the galaxy due to it's rebellious lyrics, he was forced to take the entire album off the market, which in-turn, gave rise to the Wiggles. After they became ultimate hits, they went for high paying jobs, they were eventually hired by the Galactic Empire. They picked performing jobs, and performed along with their enemy Kevin and many others. Their popularity shot them quickly up the ranks, but, their line of work quickly changed also. They moved up together, from fleet commander, all the way up to Grand Moff. But, that was just the beginning.